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10 Reasons Why Joe Jumped!
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Only Liberals get a secret discount in the Parliament Cafeteria
- Green
and Blue are SO not my colors
- Jean
'da boss' Chretien made me an offer I couldn't refuse
- Easier
to get Ottawa dinner reservations at the REALLY nice places
- Couldn't
stand another CA fundraising dinner of Possum and grits
- Myron
had a custom saddle made for me--not for my horse - for ME!
- Didn't
like the coffee Rahim brings to the Canadian Alliance Caucus
Meetings
- Less
work... Liberal MP's have the Prime Minister's Office to do
their thinking for them
- Being
a Liberal Back Bencher is like being on a paid vacation
- Too
much of a strain having to stick to Principles... especially
for a lawyer
10
More Reasons Joe Jumped...
- Roy
Bailey couldn't spell his name
- The
CA caucus kept bugging him to see the Oscar he won in Goodfellas
-
Nobody in the Alliance would offer him a Senate seat
- Someone
referred to him as that "Italian chap."
- Remembered
that Preston Manning said the first Reformers were Liberals
- He
is a lawyer, not a C.A.
- Thought
he was jumping to Chuck Strahl's outfit, but took a wrong
turn
- Confused
"serving the people" with "serving the Peschisolido."
- Following
up his CA stunt, he plans to announce his candidacy for the
Liberal leadership. Bids for the NDP, PC, and BQ top jobs
to follow.
- It
was either do this for attention or become the first nude
MP
Ron
Thornton
Edmonton
Thanks
Ron! - JP
Do you have your own
'Top 10 reasons Joe jumped'?
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